this jacket.. it’s like a red vcu parachute… i want to take off that plastic. BUT U CAN KINDA SEE. im4rl.

welcome to cabaniss hall, my job sucks!

Bro-Back Mountain, nerds.

Me and my unworked abs.. just chillin’ before class ya’ll.

hi I’m bored… and so I worked out on my living room floor… and took my hair down… & it looked like a lion’s mane… no, i didn’t actually have a reason to smile… my life is boring :l

Oh you know, just playing dress up since I have nothing else to do on Saturday… Fail.

hi i’m bored and sick and bleh.

my parents are making me food though <3

and my tongue is big because 1. it’s swollen from taken prednisone and 2. I just have a big ‘ol head anyway :’c

I’m a real girl!

facebook.com/alanna.ostrowski

p.s., sorry I sound super country/dudey.. I’m trying to be quiet for my parents below me/i have mono and it hurts to move my mouth a lot ahah :c poor pathetic meee

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I’m a noob so I can’t figure out how to respond without just editing the video!

so

• kyle: yes, i’m real, its nuts! :3
• laura: the new city and colour album >:) mm dallas
• devon: i’m glad my strange voice hasn’t driven you away ahah
• ali: i’m just as creeped out :l
• mary: if you like sailor moon, hmu. no one admits their interest in anime anymore :’c

xalannatron3006x:

I worked out for 2 hours today. I’m down another 2 pounds, which means only 4 pounds to go!

So stoked.

I apologize for so many pictures of my body lately, but I’m really proud of the work I’ve been putting in.

Meeeeow. ~

WHAT THE FUCK. who r u?!?! ewwwww stop using my pictures weirdo

(via xalannatron3006x-deactivated201)

normal ass sweater and undies aka. lazy girl pajamas.

wish i could wear this everyday without seeming like i’m funeral-bound. black on black on black.

sup, there.

Let us get to know you! Bold everything that relates to your life.

I am a boy.

I am a girl.

I have brown hair.

I have black hair.

I have blonde hair.

I have red hair.

My hair is dyed one of these colors.

My hair is dyed a different color.

I have blue eyes.

I have brown eyes.

I have green eyes.

I have hazel eyes.

I have dark skin.

I have light skin.

My skin tans in the sun.

I have one or both ears pierced.

I have other body piercings.

I have a tattoo.

I have a scar.

I play a sport(s).

I play an instrument.

I take art classes.

I’ve failed a class before.

I have a learning disability.

I rarely participate in class.

I text during class.

I’ve been suspended.

I’ve gotten detention.

My parents are divorced.

I have a single parent.

I have an older sibling(s).

I have a young sibling(s).

I am an only child.

I have more than 20 first cousins.

One or more of my grandparents have died.

I have my own bedroom.

I share a room.

I have some type of disease.

I’ve lost a loved one to cancer.

I personally know someone who killed someone else.

I’ve driven under the influence.

I drink on a regular basis.

I’ve never had an alcoholic beverage.

I’ve taken hard drugs.

I smoke cigarettes.

I’ve received a ticket before.

I’ve had sex.

I’ve given/received a blow job.

I hate insects.

I live in a place where it rarely snows.

I have a dog.

I have a cat.

I have a pet.

I wish I lived somewhere else.

I hate most of the people that go to my school.

I’ve been to a foreign country.

I’ve been to a baseball game.

I’ve been to a concert.

I follow a monotheistic reilgion.

I follow a polythesitic religion.

I go to church/temple/wherever you worship regularly.

I was born in the USA.

I was born prematurely.

I like girls.

I like boys.

I’ve been bungee jumping.

I’ve been to Disney World.

I’ve been to Disney Land.

I have traveled by train.

I’ve been to New York City.

I go on Tumblr at least once a day.

I have a Facebook.

I have a Myspace.

I have a Twitter.

I play games on OMGpop.

I still order off of the kid’s menu at restaurants.

I tell myself I’ll work out but I never do.

I belong to a gym.

I wish summer would last forever.

I go back to school in August.

I go back to school in September.

I’m not going back to school. 

(Source: seriously-idgaf, via obsessedwithsailormoon)

I’m such an awkward shape dude.